The Last 5 Days

During the last 5 days I've had

• 4 car breakdowns
• 2 emotional breakdowns
• 2 early mornings
• 2 drunken nights
• I've spent 10 hours at McDonalds
• Watched 23 episodes of "The Office"
• Eaten only 3 meals at home
• And ridden in 4 different cars

Yeah, I needed a vacation.